And I said "What about breakfast at Tiffany's"

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Ohmygod. My Profs are fucking funny I swear. I decided to check my school mail after not logging in since like exams ended and there were 2 emails from 2 different profs informing us about the release of our final grades.

Of course I already know my final grades la but I just read the emails for the heck of it.

This is what my Academic writing Prof said:

I have just been given permission to publish your pending results on our section's site on SMUvista. So, please take a few minutes to look at your results and grades. Blah blah blah.

Then she sent another mail to apologize about how although she had updated our "grammar quiz 2" component, the system failed to reflect if we checked at that time, the thing would say that we scored an F.

I have now rectified it, and published the MARKS for Grammar Quiz 2, so please look at your results again, and I hope you can see your real marks now!

I apologize for the misery it must have caused all of you to see your grade as F,a although SOME of you did really get that grade for that quiz, sadly.

HAHAHA!

And then I checked my mail from my BGS instructor who also announced that our results are out and that:

As a reminder, the informal release of the grade is not a “first offer” of a grade. I will not entertain any bargaining for a better grade.

We release the grades before submitting them to the registrar in order to give you a chance to let us know of any apparent data entry error, and that’s all.
So if you have a reasonable doubt that such a clerical error occurred, do let me know as soon as possible. If you don’t know what reasonable doubt is, check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reasonable_doubt.

HAHAHA!LOVE MY SCHOOL. I am going to check that out.

3:55 AM

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Before I start talking about today, I want to shout out to my cousins.

I MISS ALL OF YOU ALOT ALOT: MAR,REG,ROW,ANGE and I know it's sometimes my fault that we don't meet very often but let's try and find some time to meet even though Mar and Row - both of you are working and are prolly really busy and Ange is just busy well..eating.

LOVELOVE!

SO today I went to the zoo with Matt (sorry didn't invite anybody cause we wanted it to be a date thing.) and I'm never working at the zoo as long as I stay in Pasir Ris. The journey is a total killer. Plus today of all days my flu decided to act up again a little so it was pretty annoying.

Went in, looked at the usual stuff..Matt was damn excited cause the last time he went to the zoo was before it renovated but the last time I went was when it was relatively new with cousins! Or at least some of us. Haha..Took photos mostly of the animals and not so much of ourselves cause that's the purpose of visiting the zoo after all..BUT before I upload photos of the zoo, check out the outfit that I chose especially for this trip! - Prints tank (I saw it ytd and I couldn't resist buying it for the occasion) and my peacock feather head piece and and of course my leopard printed shoes. HAHA. So over the top I know. If people couldn't guess where I was heading to then they probably have an IQ of an ant.

Sss-nazzy outfit

The Outback section of the zoo!

Manifestation of the devil.

"It means no worries..for the rest of our daayyss"

Damn scary. It was pacing back and forth while looking at everyone in the eye. Matt says that the spirit of the crazy suicidal man still resides in there that's why it was pacing around nervously. Btw it seems really impossible to get in! Wonder how that guy did it.

LOVELOVE!

Matt admitted that he looks like a chimp. Haha I had to take a photo so you all can make comparisons.

(It's all in the ears I say!)

Small but they smell fucking deadly. The KFC was located quite near by their stupid enclosure and when someone left the door open, the smell just wafted in and hit us so bad it was hard to keep our food down.

Swung it's trunk round and round so hard I swear I saw it fly for abit.

Oh btw I saw this elephant pass out it's waste and stuff and it's UGLY. Like coconuts falling from a tree and like a big fat hose turned on to full blast.

Rmb someone saying 1 of them is mad cause it's like all enclosed and stuff. Poor thing. I would go mad also if I knew I was supposed to be snowy white but looked as if I hadn't showered in years.

Favourite animals at the mo' for obvious reasons.

1 male lion perched on top of the highest rock while the other females lay in a corner. Very sexist. Plus Matt had to add "walao the male shiok sia every night. Can pick and choose." DISGUSTING LA YOU. So I said "So now you wanna have a mass orgy with unknown girls?" and to my horror he replied "No la just you can already you ARE 5 people."

I'm quite sure their surnames are Chia.

Naughty orang utan was hanging upside down spitting saliva at passers-by.
Matt (jokingly): No wonder my hair felt wet
Me: Maybe it will make your hair grow faster.

Big fat man of the jungle. If i'm not wrong they share 98% of our DNA! I'm quite thankful for the remaining 2% that they lack.

Then we bought the photos that the zoo photog took for us when we entered the zoo as a souvenier and we happily left the zoo =)

PS: We have been shitting in sync TWICE today and I'm quite positive it was when we were eating KFC and accidentally swallowed some of the dirty smelly goat air.

7:49 AM

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

My parents just came home from work. I was just listening to Chris Brown's "I can transform ya" and my dad was totally rapping over it tunelessly.

"I am so hungry-where is my naan-i want my naan."

We're having Indian food for dinner yaaaayyy!

2:50 AM