just had a funny conversation with matt on the phone.
background: Matt is angry at this korean living in s'pore guy who said "Ask you ITE bf come and find me la" mistaking him for assuming that ITE are stupid. I told him that people are more under the impression that ITE people are gangsters.
Char: He is not trying to say you are stupid la. Just saying you are strong ma can whack him.
Matt: No i don't care you tell me now where is he from.
Char: He's Korean lor.
Matt: I don't care. I will send him a Hiroshima bomb.
Char: Dear..like Hiroshima is in Japan. Japan, Korea, not the same.
and i thought my geography was bad.
ps: that guy is not after me or anything i've nv even spoken to him before so don't misunderstand. You can ask me for more details. GOODNIGHT WORLD. The stars call.
9:37 AM
this day is going down in "char's paiseh days" history.
very happy to have finally completed like all the double papers on one day day so i happily went to pee after econs paper.
the events following this can be quite descriptive therefore causing you to feel uncomfortable and disturbed. A mature audience is advised..
So i went into the toilet and found that there was this girl standing in line although you can't really call it a line since there's only one girl. okay so she was standing in dot. I didn't know if she wanted to pee too but i assumed not since there was an empty cubicle and she wasn't holding any toilet paper which is a sign of like wanting to pee since you prolly need toilet paper to dab the moistness. So i just walked right in and locked the door..the kind where you like turn the flap. dunno how to describe. Like public toilets also have that type la. So anyway the flap was abit lose so like whatever right cuz i was super urgent so it didn't exactly lock very well.
So i was half squatting as in not on the toilet seat i hate ppl squatting on toilet seats but it's the position between half standing and sitting kind. Not because i like to but because there was a dot of unrine on the seat which was quite white. Cunning drop of pee. I wouldn't have noticed it if i didn't inspect further. The owner of the pee must drink alot of water.
So there i was minding my own business sorta looking down to make sure that my pee was behaving and going in one direction. So caught up in my present task that i totally didn't notice someone opened my freaking door. Like that mother of all pok poks (how apt) must have pushed it really hard or something. Or maybe the door opened by itself and she helped herself in. Well i didn't know until i heard someone say "OH I'M SORRY." I was like huh? sorry for what? then i realised my situation. God. I'm having my menses. Very heavy flow. The poor girl..i didn't even see her face actually cuz by the time i looked up she backed out. So like when i got out i hurriedly washed my hands cuz there were a thousand and one ppl in the toilet and i didn't know which one was "peek a boo" girl. Then i just ran out. HOpe i nv hafta see her agn..which is impossible..and she will know me and tell her friends that i'm the menses girl who looks at her pee when she pees in a half squat girl. GOD.
I feel quite bad for her also actually. It's worse than looking at like, a man playing with a barney plushie. Actually that is not disgusting la it's quite funny. haha.
But maybe she was the owner of the white pee droplet. Then she deserved it. It's called Karma.
Off to dinner now! Kunfu Panda with mum and sis later.can't wait=)
3:47 AM
WILD WILD WET TODAY WITH FAMILY!
The initial plan was just like my family but then i decided to ask cousins along also or else it might have been abit boring. And yes they came! So it was family, Row, Ange and Shawn.
Summary: i guess we had fun but the water is saltier than before and i don't really wanna know why. Although we have come to the conclusion that it could possibly be cuz of tau yew. I kinda washed my tau yew hands (from the chicken rice stall) into the water cuz well it was easier than walking to the toilet. Also discovered that i have incredibly racist cousins and i'm appalled.
Nothing interesting..no cuties la just this cute little boy that i sorta wanted to kidnap who kinda swam away when i said hi. Sometimes i possess too much charm i dunno what to do with it.
Oh. Also discovered how children-nists me and row are..quite disgusting la but the world is unfair right...so here goes the story....
A cute little boy boy is waiting at the side of the slide (yes we were at the children's slide there so what.can slide better than the big one lor the big one always get stuck.) while we're standing in front of it so we're like "oh you go first nvm nvm". Then after the cute cute we wanna slide alr right..then this like fat obnoxious (it was his disposition i tell you) boy comes and "excuse me" then slide then me and row are like "not shy.".
okayy la maybe it's just cuz he was ruder than the cute boy boy.
back to the "stuck on slide" story..i was TOTALLY stuck on the yellow slidey thing. Like my entire journey down i was using my legs to propel myself okay. I sit also cannot move. Lie down with my hands across my chest like on the instruction board ALSO CANNOT. So like just using my legs to move like super tiring..it cramped by the time i got to the bottom. The good part is that people are not allowed to go until the person before has reached the bottom so no one could have kicked my back to push me forth. Then again it's pretty bad cuz the lifeguard monitoring from the top has like full view of you struggling like an idiot who's too heavy/not slippery enough/not a-line body like dolphin to go with the damn not working and gu niang flow. I mean the rush of water is really not powerful la..if it's meant for kids okayy la cuz i swear shawn went down faster than i say "shawn went down" but it's for adults!Like the kids have their own slides alr! And the adults like me are pretty meaty you know..with weird bulges here and there all. The worse part was that i was smiling and laughing like an IDIOT to myself on the way down cuz it was just so amusing that it's a SLIDE but i just couldn't SLIDE down like i was meant to. Then she sure can see lor the lifegaurd. Sure laugh lor. I would if i were her and then like walkie talkie the lifegaurd below to prepare a banner which reads loser and gather some people at the bottom and wave it around when i reach the bottom. Add some confetti as well. Trust me. Enough time to prepare everything lor before i reach the pool. Can even hand sew my name below "loser".
okayy i'm tired, burnt and tired..will prolly hibernate till 2 tml where once i wake up i will start studying like mad like how hibernating animals wake up and collect nuts or whatever post-hibernating things they busily collect after that. Eh actually that happends before hibernation leh.
aiya tired la goodnight.
11:29 AM
i'msotiredi'msotiredi'msotiredi'msotired.
gosh it looks like a chunk of spanish words or something.
renee's and rachel's birthday on board this awesome big yahct ytd.it was more like a ship.haha..well i'm tired now but i've got tuition soon so i'd better take a short (have a funny feeling about this word.as if the opposite is about to happen)nap first goodnight world.
ps: just kidding bout the previous post it was just a joke.haha=)
10:10 PM
BLOOD IS NOT THICKER THAN WATER.
cousins for what huh FOR WHAT.
just there to smell my fart (it rhymes).
always exclude me.
and point to note people : if you're really not happy with something or you don't like it just tell me.don't like lie and act all lie-y about it. I HATE. JUST. BYE.
9:21 AM
