mama is in hospital..HAIZ..faster come back mama!!
i was a complete JOKE this evening after visiting mama.
some of us went to the kopitiam at simei mrt there to have dinner though i'd already had mine. So i was outside making a call since there wasn't much reception inside. Or as a matter of fact ANY reception at all. Anyways this call was to
M1 cuz today is the day where i can call them to tell them which 3 numbers i can have free outgoing calls to!
So i called 1626 and went through like a million and one hours of machine voicey people thingy and finally i got thru to this woman. I started to explain why i was calling but she seemed really confused about wth i was talking about. Finally she asked rather politely
" excuse me miss but are you a singtel, m1 or starhub user?". At this point i still didn't think anything was wrong except for that i didn't know all the phone companies came under like one big company. Like some sort of umbrella. So i proudly said "
M1.". and she (amused) replied
"sorry miss but this is the singtel hotline!what you dialled is 1626 (chuckles). M1 is actually 1627 so you hafta dial 1627." i can be such an idiot sometimes. i suspect my brain is really made of cotton candy. make that a pink one.
speaking of
PINK. i have decided that when i die, my coffin has to be pink. Be it spray painted or whatever i do not care. However pink with a shiny surface would be nice. Like glossy pink. Not so much matte.
Anyways, this lead to a rather retarded conversation held by me and matt later on. It went something like -
Me: When i die i want a
pink coffin. I don't care. I insist.
Matt: Siao ah. Who do you think you are? Even the Pope had a brown coffin.
Me: (very puzzled.) So?
Matt: As in even though the Pope is such a big shot his coffin is still brown like normal people.
Me: Aiyyyaa....(of course seeing there was nothing to argue with this, "aiya" was the best thing i could come up with.)
Matt: If you had a pink coffin, you would be the first person to ever have one.
Me: Eh then i'll be in the guiness world record! I'll be famous! Even though i'd already be dead la.(Cue: where i start building sandcastles in the sky.)
Matt: Anyway where will have pink coffin for you?
Me: It has to be pink i don't care. They can even put me in a pink cardboard box(i just realised i don't think they have that either) as long as it's pink.
Matt: Siao. You think you will want to be put in a box meh? Anyway i don't think when you're about to die you'll care whether your coffin is pink anot.
Me: Who says so!
Matt: Then what. Your last wish ah? At your deathbed you say "deearrr...i..i have something important to tell you...iii...iii
(love you) wantmycoffintobepink. *dies*.
so drama. haha.=/
shall stop all this childish daydreaming.
i think i want pink linings inside. satin definately.
8:07 AM
OH MY.why now everything in my wishlist kena cancelled ah?
KNS.don't wanna do alr la. I hate technology.
And what the hell is this stupid reality show on "the search for the new pussy cat doll" about?RIDICULOUS. Just pick any slut in the club who can grind luh. It's not like she has to be able to sing. Like that also so hard. poopoot la.
ANGRY.
7:40 AM
i realised that i haven't exactly updated my wish list and all those crap stuff in the navigation bar since like um..the time when i started up this blog. Too lazy to even blog, let alone that. Or maybe it's cuz i'm too pathetic and poor that i can't fulfil anything on that crappy wish list. EH!actually i
have already fulfilled some! Which shows that i'm too pathetic to even notice. Haha i shall go edit some stuff later. I shall say that i like to fart.
okay everybody i have an announcement to make! GO PLAY THIS SUSHI GAME. I'm to lazy to check the exact link but the game website is miniclip.com so go there and you'll find this sushi thing, click on it and have fun! Although i must warn that it could take close to an hour just to finish all the 7 stages. So don't play unless your totally bored! I'm addicted to it. Even though i don't like sushi very much. Even though the salmon there looks rather pale and it toally makes me feel uncomfortable that it looks so raw (yes i know it's just a game). Even though sashimi IS raw. Even though i hate sashimi. Or salmon. Okay whatever. PLAY.
disgression: Melinda's ghost dog holmer is so adorable. He can't get into the light ever. Haha sorry i'm watching ghost whisperer btw.
I AM PRETTY BORED. Wanted to go to changi beach to see the sedan chair thingy and watch it transport itself to like suku island. Or kusu island. same same both got the same 4 letters in them. But daddy was so reluctant to drive us. He said his carpark is "first class" today. First class my pantat la. First class means the carpark got aircon.
I WANNA GO AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS O THE CHAIR!!
i just realised today that i actually do not know! Even though i've been a few times when i was younger, all i rmb is people carrying four ends of it running around then walking into the water. I'd always thought they just disappear as they moved deeper and eventually got engulfed underwater and miraculously stayed alive after that since their like..i dunno..holy? Then i thought that the chair would just like float around for another like dunno how many months.
So now that i've grown up and considerably matured..i wanna know what really happens! But i don't want anyone to tell me luh i wanna see it for myself.
Guess i just hafta wait till next year then, to figure out the riddle of the "journey to suku/kusu island".
Till then. Where do all the carrier people go?
6:58 AM
WALAO.
poopoot la i was spending so long trying to sign into blogger. Keep saying my password doesn't match the user until i finally realised that the caps lock was on. caps lock is called lock for a reason. it should just be locked.
veryveryvery pissy mood today.think it's cuz i didn't have enough sleep the night before so i better go catch a wink soon!no more late nights/mornings for me till next week. i shall promise myself this.
senTOsa is sooooo boring. 5 "o's" in the word so is an understatement. and the transport is really so bad! imagine cabbing everywhere in that tiny little island! or maybe it was eceptionally overly populated today that it pissed me off. Anne was complaining that Xian Long isnt doing his job. or isit Sian Long. whatevs.
i think sentosa is a pointless island and is becoming shittier with the advancements of LRT trains and other stuff in it that make it look unnatural. Humans should be banned from that island and peacocks should be left to breed and multiply since they were the natural inhabitants of the island anw. or at least i think so since so many of them were crossing the roads.
i wonder whether any die from car accidents.
i wonder whether peacocks swim and suntan.
i think that female peacocks should learn how to strut their stuff on sandy beaches and the prettier females should live on palawan beach. They should prance around because i;ll find them highly unattractive otherwise. They have like sai coloured feathers. In fact i think guy peacocks should ALL BE GAY since their all colourful and prettier.
Actually, i don't even think peacocks like to live on beaches right?
oh me and my random thoughts.
i want to ride a camel.
7:26 AM
