Sunday, July 27, 2008
FINALLY caught Batman today and i was actually a little lost in the plot!Not very clear about it so someone please enlighten me..just very angry that the girl died although she was really not all that hot stuff and she seems to be..she looks damn old and damn bad like the skin on her face is soooo loose and wrinkly!I thought stars go for plastic surgery all the time and that it was like a natural (no pun intended) process for them or something...JUST UPSET that batman had to like..i dunno be the outcast or something..it's just not fair..okayy whatever enough.I have to stop being so affected by the movie.
Next upsetting thing: One of my favourite shacks at Seletar Air Base is like fast expanding!I used to like to go there precisely because it was ulu and not so crowded but it's crazy now! Their doing reconstrcution works to like the roads inside to like i dunno make it the new Dempsey or something AND THAT STUPID SSTUUPIID makan sutra guy had to go down there to review the food. It was so crowded ytd i thought i had to wait for a seat. And was very annoyed at that fact. Buzz off my spot people. The food sucks and it's located too deep in and you might have grizzly bears popping out of the bush and mulling your car around. And then an aeroplane might unluckily conduct an emergency landing exercise on your GIRLFRIENDS.ha.okayy i'm just talking rubbish.
Another upsetting point: SOMEONE JUMPED DOWN NEAR MY HOUSE AGAIN. In fact not just NEAR my house but opposite my kitchen. At the freaking playground! The one happy place where kids play and scream and shout and sweat and be happy has now turned into a spot of sadness and hauntedness. I saw her shorts. It was a light blue hawaiin print. Matthias insisted on looking at her face and all but she was facing down and i really don't think anyone would have wanted to look at her face. So here's what happened according to my k-po 8 floor neighbour: He heard a loud thud but not so loud since she is quite slim and so he looked down and saw a man wailing and crying and hugging her. Probably super grieved. My guess is that he was probably persuading her not to jump but she did anyway. And the most terrifying thing is that the place where she landed is surrounded by like metal seats and like some wooden canopy thingy and she landed right in the middle of all that shit! How lucky can she get? And it wasn't even like a 180 degree fall of anything she obviously lept out the staircase ledge. And ya it wasn't even from her own house but from like the staircase there okay!! Wth so selfish! I'm sorry but the feelings i have towards her right now is HARDLY pity. Guess i just don't understand the problems of the adult world yet. BUT GUESS WHAT. She had a husband and two young kids and her husband often played badminton and stuff with their kids! My family speculates that perhaps her husband cheated on her but still! Think about your kids man! It's just crazy! Your leaving a permanent scar which will be imprinted on their young lives all through their old lives! What other problems..money?health? I'm sure these things can be worked out eventually and if it's like health like cancer or whatever, it's god's will to take your live away but it's definately not up to you to decide. I'm really angry. But i don't think i'm heartless for being so harsh towards miss hawaii pants. What's heartless is her leaving behind her children and husband who will probably live in regret all his life even if he was cheating on her. I sure hope he doesn't jump down as well. Btw claire doesn't know about this cuz we don't wanna scare her since she's alr having trouble sleeping in her room (which is directly facing the stupid playground) so don't mention it in front of her!
I will never EVER give up my life like that not EVER. And I sure hope that none of you will ever think that this is a way to solve your problems. You know how characters in dramas always say like oh "Suicide won't solve your problems but will cause more pain for those living." Now i truly believe it. Even though i didn't see her husband wail, i heard a description of it and my neighbour isn't too good in english so since i managed to feel what he was describing, it must have been pretty damn painful. And i saw the family mourning.
I HATE SUICIDERS.but i'll still pray for her soul.
now i feel bad. after she come and haunt me. argh. but i was just being honest what=(
2:58 AM
Friday, July 18, 2008
FINALLY met up with G.A.Y today after like so long!Just missing out Sheryl and Jocelyn but i would say that the 8 of us still had fun=)
We went to the famous Joo Chiat crabs place to eat pepper crab which i found was a tad bit too sweet for my liking..abit too buttery also which i didn't like so i have really no idea what makes their crab so delicious that people can queue so long for it it's crazy. Lucky, we being smart people planned to reach there at bout 530 (of course i was late but almost everyone arrived at bout 550 anws) so there were seats for us when we arrived! Okay i think like the ordering aunty was abit pissed off at us though cuz we kept talking super loudly (but coffeeshop what.) and kept refusing to listen to her when she asked to take our orders. As in we didn;t ignore her la but some were having their own convos so it was hard to like get everyone to listen to aunty crabby and decide on the dishes. Eventually settled for kangkong, tofu and lemon chicken (which really weren't tt great either honestly.) and of course 3 crabs which only 5 of us ate.
Come to think of it the food was really not nice leh. I'm not going back there to eat ever again. But it was quite funny to see like so many people queueing up and anxiously looking over their shoulder to see if people were leaving alr..Tian wanted to wave the crab pincers at them. Horrible girl.
Didn't know so many gayers were afraid of cats.haha so loser.
Learnt that:
-Amanda is a little cripple and is a good mangosteen peeler (went opp for durians which i do not eat and mangosteen) so even if she loses her leg also nvm cuz she peels with her hands. She also is a kind hearted soul who hates seeing her friends get raped.
-Amelia is a very unglam durian eater. Like as if she's a scavanger, animalistic thingy.
-Andrea is on the contrary quite a glam durian and crab eater but is sadly gng back to aus soon=(
-Clare is embarrassing and laughs very loudly at other embarrassing (loser) people.
-Shermin is with the track and field captain of tjc and likes to poke squishy crab eyes.
-Tian likes to PULL DOWN PEOPLES SHORTS IN PUBLIC and is terrified of B*******
-Xian is still very quiet and abit air headed for assuming angrily/sadly that the aunty drinks took away her can of green tea when it was in front of me.
-Me stupid. Didn't know the can of drink was in front of me.
OK i don't wanna have to smell durians agn at least for the rest of this wk cuz i've been smelling it almost everyday. Hate the durian season. It should STOP. people obviously don't like it that's why there are only 4 seasons- summer/spring.autumn/winter. Got durian season? NO RIGHT? balik kampong to m'sia la durians. Haha random thought - wouldn't it be quite funny if there WAS a durian season and durians started falling from the sky? THEN EVERYONE would be helter skelter and running around to dodge durians like those type of computer games where you hafta dodge like ice cream of whatever being thrown in your way. ANYWAY a very very VERY big question has been on my mind the whole of today and none have given me a good enough answer..that is: If you fall on a durian (like chinese show then it's on the floor and just nice near your heart there when you fall to the ground), will one like die?
MAN 57 KILLED. FELL ON GOOD QUALITY (whatever maoshan xo)DURIAN.
funnier then GIRL 17, BROKE TOE WHILE WATCHING TV.
yes loser girl.you.haha=)
8:03 AM
Friday, July 11, 2008
it's 430 and i'm super sleepy so i'm gna be off to bed soon.
Well i'm still not totally back into like the whole school ciriculum thingy but i will soon be!you know what i actually enjoy like "exam mode" more lor. At least there's time to like really sit down and study. Unlike normal school days where we go to school and waste a hell lot of time mostly when our lit teachers are not in school. Just don't think it's very fair that some teachers are often not around and we hafta have extra lessons to make up for it. Lessons were IN the ciriculum time for a reason. Then again, JC like got no fixed ciriculum timing so whatever.
But anyway quite happy with the fruits of my labour. Realised that if you study, there will definately be some results to reap so i will definately labour somemore. The word labour suddenly reminds me of the kids song "planting riceis never fun....tcannot stand and cannot sit..cannot rest a little bit!" Okayy anyway i like passed math yes thank goodness if not Ke Ming would have killed me and my mother would have killed him. Must find a way to really brush up on all the topics so i can eventually get my A for math (currently only at E but hey it's a start?). Got D for econs paper 2 which is the essays section..super happy because i never pass econs in my life i swear except like promos but that one not even counted. just not counted. Like the first essay i got 6/25 then it was like the first page somemore so after i saw that i didn't wanna see the other 2 essays alr.BUT OH IT GOT BETTER.=) like 12/25 and 20/25!! Shell shocked. I never knew i was even capable of writing an essay above 15.haha then i read that 20 mark essay and i thought it was quite funny cuz i sounded like i was talking to my friend or something. Maybe that is the trick la. Act all chummy with the marker then he'll feel like some kinda connection with you or something..BUT this is only paper 2..have a super great feeling tt i didn't do as well for paper 1 therefore it'll definately pull my grades down. Hope i'll at least be able to retain an E? Lit will prolly take ages to come back and i'm not super keen on finding out lit results also. Quite excited for history cuz i wrote alot but history is my "study also cannot" subject.
okay i really sound like a nerd. But you know what if that is what it takes to get me some good set of grades i am super willing to be like that until it's over. It's not like it's that long a time also..time is just moving like damn fast maybe..But somehow now i can' really go back to nerd mode lehh..it's like the "after exams relax" attitude even though thre is still prelims and like the real thing?
Someone help me cross back over. Being a not nerd is not really that fun when you are worried about how to become a nerd back.
Okayy boring school stuff aside..2 nights ago claire was being a pest and pestering me and liz to play monopoly with her but i like didn't want cuz i was gonna slp alr and liz had stomach pain..so she kept pestering liz like crazy..like "i wanna play i wanna play iwannaplayiwannaplayiwannaplay......". And it goes on. Longer than the great wall of china. Just whining and whining like a Claire then she finally decided to change tatic and like cry. She was so irritating that my mum was awoken from her slumber and came into my room to investigate.
Mum: Why what happen? Why she crying?
Claire: wweeehhhhhh
Me: She wanna play monopoly la then nobody wanna play with her cuz it's 11 alr and liz got stomach ache.
Claire: I SOB WANT SOB TO SOB PLAY SOB SOB PAUSE. (some unidentifiable words.)
Mum: Mei don't be mad ah Mei. So late alr play what monopoly? Go and sleep already tmr got school.
Claire: *repeats line above
Mum: YOU BETTER STOP IT AH GIRL YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CANE? i take cane!'
Claire: *runs into her own room (which is quite miraculous cuz it was all dark and she is scared of her room cuz sh recently saw her reflection on her book shelf which doesn't have a reflective surface, smiling at her.)
She also holds her heart/chest and starts crying very weirdly like a tikitikibombom (an animal that cries like claire when she holds her heart) like as if she's experiencing a mild(?) heart attack. Like gasping for air. Like a drowning giraffe.
Claire: I *inhales/gasps HAVE *inhales/gasps ASTHMA
Mum: EH WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER (alr in utter panick.) LIZ WHAT YOU DO TO HER!
Liz: I never la. *laughs She bluff la..cuz she don't want you to cane her..
Mum: You STOP AH.WANT ME TO BRING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?!
Claire: *asthma instantly fades. doonnn'ttt waaannntt =(
Mum: YOU MAD AH YOU FORCE YOURSELF FOR WHAT.
hha SUPER FUNNY. the whole time i was just standing at the side like giggling cuz it's just super funny!you must see how claire act like damn cannot breathe then my mother's panick face..walao both their facial expressions add together can like win like some expressions voucher alr lor. (ok tt was super lame sry.i take it back.but i'm not deleting it.)
Must be her friend teach her one. like "eh claire if your mummy beat you you just pretend you have asthma then she will love you and hug you and don't hit you anymore cuz she scared you die."
EVERYBODY.NOW CLAIRE HAS A NEW NAME.
you and I both know what it is.haha.
see you tmr cousins for dinner and shopping!!=D nights.
1:22 PM
Sunday, July 6, 2008
firstly i'd like to congratulate myself on blogging like twice the entries as compared to my previous blog! Which officially makes this the most posts in one blog ever!!! woohooohyeah.
UHUH so today is the unluckiest day is recent days. (aren't you glad it isn't another disgusting eposide-filled embarrassing day?) I don't really understand why cuz I was wearing a red belt, new red wedges which screamed murder and i even have red toenails! Hate chinese. Everything they say about red bringing gd luck is apparently not true.
So i happily left my house ready to show the world my new height with my new shoes ( i was actually freakishly tall it was quite scary. Like stilt woman.) but i was as usual gng to be late for mass (as in not late ah but not enough time to take bus. take cab just on time. i say this cuz i know godma alice will see this then later she scold me.) ANW, i was happily flagging for a cab but none was coming so i decided to cross the road and flag from the opp side since both sides also can go. However this opp side was so not shady as compared to the other side okayy. It was blazing hot and still, there were no cabs. I was super fed up so i decided to increase my chances by standing at the partition so i can grab a cab from either sides..but when i was looking at one side, an empty cab would come cruising along on the opp side WHICH I WON'T NOTICE UNTIL IT PASSES BY. cheeeeeetot. AND IT KEPT HAPPENING! And when i finally caught a cab and tried to flag it down, the motherfucka would just like blatantly ignore me!
Either 1) I just looked too freakishly tall like some freak show and they purposely don't wanna pick me up cuz they scared i make a hole in their stupid blue/yellow/light green roof. MY HEAD LOOK SO SHARP MEH.
2) Simple. They don't stop at traffic lights which is the partition that i was standing at.
I really hope it's 2.
OKAYY SO IT WAS GETTING REALLY HOT AND MY ARMPITS WERE LIKE SWIMMING IN MY SWEAT so i decided, hell, just cross back to the shady side la. And i DID. I stood on the grass there and tried to flag and then felt as if i had a fly on my leg buzzing around like a buzzing fly. I tried to shoo it but it wouldn't go away. YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ IT WASN'T A FLY! It had no freaking buzzing wings cuz it was AN ANT. MANNNYYY DOZENS OF RED ANTS CRAWLING UP MY LLLLEEGGGGGGGSSSSS. cheebye you should have seen my face. I was so afraid that they would bite but at least they didn't. If not i would have farted in the hole of their nest which would diffuse all the way to the mother fucking queen ant who would be prolly laying red ant babies and would corrode at the scent of my fart. Then all the arts will be so sad that their queen ant died and would cry and flood the nest and then ALL DROWN AND DIE.hahahahahahah!!!or they would just attack me more.
So anyway i bravely swatted and kutti-ed all the ants off my legs and very angrily squashed a few of the fat juicy things with my HEELS. Told you they screamed murder. literally.
Needless to say i regreted my actions later. I had red ant residue on the base of my shoe. ew.
I then decided that i had enough and would go for the later mass instead so i walked over to the bus stop to take a bus. By that time i was alr all angry (understatement) and sweaty (also understatement) so you wouldn't think that the bus would also be mean to me and not come right? BUT OOOHHHH IT DID. 2 busses somemore i cn take. NONE CAME. I was dead pissed alr la so i walked home to freshen up cuz i felt so sticky and HOT. Then walked back to the bus stop and waited for another..um.. ETERNITY for the bus, hopped on and went to church.
I swear Ke Ming is ferrying me everywhere after he gets his car. And i mean eveyrwhere. Even though he lives in Woodlands. It can be done ppl.
It just struck me. I wasn't wearing red underwear. NO WONDER LA! incomplete set. CHEH!
9:55 AM
Friday, July 4, 2008
I WATCHED HANCOCK TODAY!
It's a pretty nice movie like the story line is interesting. (ew i smell salmon liz is frying salmon for mother yuck!curse the mother fugly fish. so ugly and smelly no wonder their extincting.) So ya apart from the not your typical story line of a normal superhero, it's also pretty touching but i didn't cry as much la so it may not be that touching for most of you.
Also a not bad twist.
Charlize Theron is hot.
She looks like this other not so famous actress but i just CANNOT put my finger on what serial she acts in. She is also a hot mother. argh hate it when i can't rmb. Maybe it was a movie. Maybe it was her.
OMG OMG I KNOW ALR. Looks like the Heros woman with the split personality and the black kid.
Claire is back. Shit. She is talking so much.
School was blah today kinda like no lessons it was college funfair day! The haunted house so cheap 3 bucks=) but like not as scary as like ACJC's open house which had like the scariest haunted house ever. Super well done. But ya it was the fun of going in with classmates la..like 9 of us i think. Haha i just like the rush of going in and screaming and laughing at the same time and coming out super breathless and tired. You know what i mean.
Met Sheena after school to watch the movie and then went to Pasir Ris park to feed horses! Haha so cute leh they have like big yellow teeth but they don't bite. We both bought food but i ended up feeding them by myself cuz SHEENA WAS CHICKEN SHIT. Just because the horses
1. Had teeth
2.Had flies around it and in it's eye (it wasn't irritated so amazing right!)
3.Snorted which made it's nostrils vibrate (the fly probably flew in)
4.Had a black dick which was chunky and limp. Like a lump of flesh. (Sheena: Why the dick black ah? Are all their dicks like black?)
well honestly i do not know. But it is possible since the white horse had a light black (there are diff shades to black) dick with some pink spots (syphillis!) on it. At least white humans have white dicks (i think.do they?). So i conclude that all horses have black dicks. Claire thought it was shit last time lor. "Jie jie see the horse the shit so BIIGG leh!"
But anw the horses were friendly and they don't bite which is pretty weird cuz i wonder how they eat the stuff from human hands. Like as if they just use their lips to pull the food into their mouths. Can you imagine us like using our lips to get food off the spoon without like seperating our teeth? Try it. Now. I just did. No wonder horses look the way they do when they eat.
Hate kay kay for life. She insulted my intelligence (which exists) once agn.
Me: I didn't think that i was supposed to report to you this morning since we start at 9pm.
Kay kay: I think the main phrase here is " DIDN'T THINK"
meanie=(
Tuition tml! Ke Ming is finally coming back with my Taiwan presents! Okay bye=)
3:36 AM
