Saturday, May 31, 2008
Today is such a pissy day. I've not studied much the whole of today. Tuition is not exactly counted since i was half asleep when he was teaching and stuff which is quite cool cuz i could sorta do things on autopilot.haha.But other than that i didn't study and practically wasted my whole day by sleeping the afternoon away and going to Mar's house for dinner and stuff.
Claire is gone. She is leaving for hongkong at 4 in the morning which is soon. I'll miss her so much the house will be so quiet without her and i'll be the sole target for attack for my mum. great.
Speaking of which she totally pissed me off just now. Sometimes it's cute if your mother has child like qualities but it's not cute when it's so childish and stupid. My main motive for going over to the house was to see my sister before she left since she was alr there when i was sleeping so i actually wanted to come home and study after dinner and stuff. But my mum decided that she wanted to play Mahjong so i think she told my dad and my dad said that i wanted to go home to study. I dunno if he really meant it or whether he didn't want to stay there and wait for her play also thus using me as an excuse. anyways, my mum like came to me to indirectly (quite directly) ask me to tell my dad that i didn't want to study so that she could play MJ. So i went to my dad and said that she was using me as her pawn and he just said "If you wanna go home and study then let's go"
then i mean like wth suddenly i'm caught like in this stupid web of shit. I mean i didn't wanna be selfish. If my mum really wanted to play then play lor i guess i could sacrifice some studying time but then i think she is also being quite selfish what and if you weigh the 2 it's like studies VS personal interest so obviously studies will outweigh everything right. Then i just said i dunno and anything and walked back into Mar's room. After awhile my mum came in, gave me the black face, like macham use permanent zebra marker and colour like that and said very buay songly "you want to go home and study daddy send you home first later he come and pick me." without even looking me in the eye and diaoing me on the way out. thanks ah mum. God is so childlike.
Claire is gone.
My dad thinks she's grumpy cuz Claire is gone. Which makes sense but doesn't quite give her the right to be so nehneh. Everyone's upset that Claire's not around what.
I'm also angry at Matt who told me he was watching KungFu panda which i found out is not even opened in cinemas. So instead he changed his story to "Sorry wrong movie, i'm watching Narnia." Like dude, Lions and Pandas are kinda different like for example - everything about them. However i see a similarity that links both animals to you - endangered. You life is endangered once you get back from walking back from TM to home. And soon to be EXTINCT. Think you live across TM ah. Think you have such a long life to live? Think you are so romantic ah take a long stroll in the night sky full of non existent stars. ALONE. you get raped i laugh. Then again i don't think someone who looks like a panda-lion would get raped. Maybe by another fellow panda-lion species. Okayy i'm so bad now but i'm angry and i'm entitled to it.
okay great now there's a woman on tv who is laughing like a fuck. so irritating. hate voiceovers. They tend to sound more irritating than the actual voice. For example Ah wang.
Claire loves Ah Wang.
I think i'm banning him from any form of night life. Only i can. See the world at night.
Anyway i haven't deicded what i want from HongKong yet.(ironically some hongkong movie is on channel 8 now) Suggestions please cuz i really can't think of anything else except food esp dimsum which apparently cannot be dao bao-ed. i have no idea why. like as if if Claire throws a siew mai at the airport people it'll explode and burst into like shreds of lean pork and strangle everyone.
Haha. Claire, the Siew Mai terrorist.
10:19 AM
Monday, May 26, 2008
okayy right now row reg and I are having this like msn conference thingy and we're trying to come up with yo momma jokes which are relative funny. Examples of which:
Me - 1."Your momma's so ugly that when she wanted to take a photo even the auto face detector couldn't detect her face and displayed "please show face instead of butt" (eh my own joke leh!i come up myself one!)
Row - 2."Your momma's so fat that when the aliens landed on her, they went . " OH ITS ANOTHER PLANET !! "
then came the relatively unfunier ones. More specifically the ones from REG.
Reg - 1. "your momma's so fat that when everytime she wants to wear something, her clothes'll tear, so she can't go out"
eerrrr...and...
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
your momma's so fat that when she takes a picture with a 100 people, the camera man only sees her
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
LOL -.-
*llgoddessll__ <3 [excuse me, you forgot to switch your feelings on.] says:
but you can't take with 100 ppl
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
fine , 10 people then
AND THIS IS WHY REG IS ALWAYS ON THE WRONG CHANNEL.
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part 2:
i would like to complain about my dinner today which also totally brings out the cuteness of my baby. So we went to try out this place called 18 chefs at Eastpoint which is mainly run by ex offenders and were apparently trained by Jamie Oliver! And for that the food is not like really overpriced..i guess..since they have this student meal thingy which is 5.90 consisting of your main course (baked rice or pasta- your choice of sauce and ingredient), ice lemon tea and an ice cream.
HOWEVER, you have to order it yourself. Somewhat like cartel where you fill your orders up on a form but this is a tad bit more complicating. Okay so for you ingredients you can only choose like chicken sausage or mushroom (cuz cheapest ingredient ma) but you can like pay extra to "upgrade" your ingredient to minced beef or whatever and you can also top up ingredients so you can have more than one ingredient in your dish ALL AT AN EXTRA COST.
So Matthias happily fills up the form for himself and thinks he's doing a favour by filling in for me as well (thanks alot.) and puts down the letters BJ, "B" standing for my first ingredient and "J" standing for the additional. And we laugh and joke about how i like BJ (i dont ah pls ah.ben and jerry's yes.whatever else your thinking no unless it tastes like ice cream with chocolate fudge chunks and caramel swirls in it.) but when my food comes it looks as WRONG AS EVER.
apparently "B" stood for chicken SLICES, not chicken SAUSAGES which means that i alr hafta pay 8.90 for my set and my additional ingredient is guess what. MUSHROOM. so another additional 1.50. Walao. Somemore i didn't want chicken slices lor. And even if i did can put mushroom as the basic ingredient then still pay 5.90 and only an extra like what 2 plus for chicken slices. cheater leh. somemore the cashier ppl never check to see make sense anot. only like BJ BJ BJ.
world's most hated letters.
if your name is like boo boo or joo joo, i officially hate you.
goodnight world.
8:53 AM
Me - 1."Your momma's so ugly that when she wanted to take a photo even the auto face detector couldn't detect her face and displayed "please show face instead of butt" (eh my own joke leh!i come up myself one!)
Row - 2."Your momma's so fat that when the aliens landed on her, they went . " OH ITS ANOTHER PLANET !! "
then came the relatively unfunier ones. More specifically the ones from REG.
Reg - 1. "your momma's so fat that when everytime she wants to wear something, her clothes'll tear, so she can't go out"
eerrrr...and...
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
your momma's so fat that when she takes a picture with a 100 people, the camera man only sees her
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
LOL -.-
*llgoddessll__ <3 [excuse me, you forgot to switch your feelings on.] says:
but you can't take with 100 ppl
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
fine , 10 people then
AND THIS IS WHY REG IS ALWAYS ON THE WRONG CHANNEL.
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part 2:
i would like to complain about my dinner today which also totally brings out the cuteness of my baby. So we went to try out this place called 18 chefs at Eastpoint which is mainly run by ex offenders and were apparently trained by Jamie Oliver! And for that the food is not like really overpriced..i guess..since they have this student meal thingy which is 5.90 consisting of your main course (baked rice or pasta- your choice of sauce and ingredient), ice lemon tea and an ice cream.
HOWEVER, you have to order it yourself. Somewhat like cartel where you fill your orders up on a form but this is a tad bit more complicating. Okay so for you ingredients you can only choose like chicken sausage or mushroom (cuz cheapest ingredient ma) but you can like pay extra to "upgrade" your ingredient to minced beef or whatever and you can also top up ingredients so you can have more than one ingredient in your dish ALL AT AN EXTRA COST.
So Matthias happily fills up the form for himself and thinks he's doing a favour by filling in for me as well (thanks alot.) and puts down the letters BJ, "B" standing for my first ingredient and "J" standing for the additional. And we laugh and joke about how i like BJ (i dont ah pls ah.ben and jerry's yes.whatever else your thinking no unless it tastes like ice cream with chocolate fudge chunks and caramel swirls in it.) but when my food comes it looks as WRONG AS EVER.
apparently "B" stood for chicken SLICES, not chicken SAUSAGES which means that i alr hafta pay 8.90 for my set and my additional ingredient is guess what. MUSHROOM. so another additional 1.50. Walao. Somemore i didn't want chicken slices lor. And even if i did can put mushroom as the basic ingredient then still pay 5.90 and only an extra like what 2 plus for chicken slices. cheater leh. somemore the cashier ppl never check to see make sense anot. only like BJ BJ BJ.
world's most hated letters.
if your name is like boo boo or joo joo, i officially hate you.
goodnight world.
8:53 AM
Monday, May 19, 2008
okayy the weather is freaking hot i need to bathe and i want to sleep. Therefore some quick funny random stuff you might want to know that i saw/heard today.
I was in macs having breakfast when i was looking up at the macs tv thing with reg and row. The one with people smsing and sending it in for their messages to be seen. So i saw this one which said something like "i will foreber lurbbe uu derrh." or something along that line. After a few other smses, this other sms popped up which read "TWITS SUCKS. i hate twits. go learn some proper english."
ah.the irony. ciritcising twits i see when he obviously has grammar issues. Not that i'm on the side of twits but that was just such an act cool message it got to me.
Haha..something funnier...I asked my cousin Shawn to get coke for me form my fridge cuz the curry that my maid cooked was too spicy. He said okayy, walked towards then kitchen then turned around and asked "the can one ah?". If someone knows of coke in a box please let me know.
On a not so happy note, my ez link card has been confiscated. Ask me why. NIGHT!
7:33 AM
I was in macs having breakfast when i was looking up at the macs tv thing with reg and row. The one with people smsing and sending it in for their messages to be seen. So i saw this one which said something like "i will foreber lurbbe uu derrh." or something along that line. After a few other smses, this other sms popped up which read "TWITS SUCKS. i hate twits. go learn some proper english."
ah.the irony. ciritcising twits i see when he obviously has grammar issues. Not that i'm on the side of twits but that was just such an act cool message it got to me.
Haha..something funnier...I asked my cousin Shawn to get coke for me form my fridge cuz the curry that my maid cooked was too spicy. He said okayy, walked towards then kitchen then turned around and asked "the can one ah?". If someone knows of coke in a box please let me know.
On a not so happy note, my ez link card has been confiscated. Ask me why. NIGHT!
7:33 AM
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
It's four and we're all still in school waiting for lecture to begin at 5 when by right everyone should alr be home by 5. ee.
Row's lama picture is very ugly but it's very funny. ugly=funny? haha no wonder i'm not funny.
Lydia is currently playing diner dash on my psp now and the babies are crying non-stop. I can tell by the sounds of it that she's a very lousy waitress. I have to save my psp from her hands. She has been using it for hours(ever.) I will just delete diner dash like how i deleted her SIMS and thrillville. MUAHAHA.
FRIENDSTER SUCKS BIG TIME. my friendster still has saviour of the soul at the bottom. i don't want. I cannot tahan anymore. Thus i have kindly sent friendster's help and support team an email to express my confusion and annoyance. (okay la i didn't sound annoyed. cannot one or else they won't help me fix my account.) Here is a copy of the email sent:
Dear friendster,
There is currently something wrong with my friendster account and this has been an ongoing problem since very long ago.I am not able to access my "profile" page and neither can others view me. After clicking on the "profile" icon, the page that i'm redirected to is this white page with the words "saviour of the soul" at the bottom right hand corner of it. Previously this has happened once before but it soon went away. However this time, the problem is pretty persistant. Could it be because someone hacked or have you guys suspended my account? There is no porn or vulgar material on my friendster profile so i do not see why that should be the reason. Could you kindly take a look at it and help fix the problem because i have not been able to use friendster for a very long time. Thank you so much for your help and assistance.
Yours sincerely,Charmaine.
stupid joseph. He went to add my classmate's contacts also so i ended up sending this email to friendster AND the whole world. So shitass embarrassing. Must go and explain to all of them later...
CAN'T BELIEVE I END AT 630 TODAY OKAYY. at least dad and mum are picking me up. My mummy just msged me to remind me that their picking me up and she decided to end off by saying "hehehe....". Ew.
RUGBY YESTERDAY AND WE LOST. I am really so upset since i've nv been to a rugby match and I was super excited the whole day. I was so excited even the heat was pretty bearable. WELL but i think we still did well just tt ACSI is pretty strong (anyhow say since i don't even know how the game goes.) so 2nd is as good as it gets!=) ahem.luminous.ahem.shoes.
Walked over from the padang to esplanade after the match cuz i had to catch VJC's choir concert and they are solid. Except for the fact that this whole row of stupid boys were sitting next to gabby and talking incessently from start till end. Come in late somemore wth. They were the bunch with the worse concert etiquette i've ever seen in my life it was just obnoxious. Miss the old choir days. No one understands my pain=( A lot of people are leaving Lydia's restaurant now. Keep hearing pop sounds. HAHA.
one hour more to go.....
1:09 AM
Row's lama picture is very ugly but it's very funny. ugly=funny? haha no wonder i'm not funny.
Lydia is currently playing diner dash on my psp now and the babies are crying non-stop. I can tell by the sounds of it that she's a very lousy waitress. I have to save my psp from her hands. She has been using it for hours(ever.) I will just delete diner dash like how i deleted her SIMS and thrillville. MUAHAHA.
FRIENDSTER SUCKS BIG TIME. my friendster still has saviour of the soul at the bottom. i don't want. I cannot tahan anymore. Thus i have kindly sent friendster's help and support team an email to express my confusion and annoyance. (okay la i didn't sound annoyed. cannot one or else they won't help me fix my account.) Here is a copy of the email sent:
Dear friendster,
There is currently something wrong with my friendster account and this has been an ongoing problem since very long ago.I am not able to access my "profile" page and neither can others view me. After clicking on the "profile" icon, the page that i'm redirected to is this white page with the words "saviour of the soul" at the bottom right hand corner of it. Previously this has happened once before but it soon went away. However this time, the problem is pretty persistant. Could it be because someone hacked or have you guys suspended my account? There is no porn or vulgar material on my friendster profile so i do not see why that should be the reason. Could you kindly take a look at it and help fix the problem because i have not been able to use friendster for a very long time. Thank you so much for your help and assistance.
Yours sincerely,Charmaine.
stupid joseph. He went to add my classmate's contacts also so i ended up sending this email to friendster AND the whole world. So shitass embarrassing. Must go and explain to all of them later...
CAN'T BELIEVE I END AT 630 TODAY OKAYY. at least dad and mum are picking me up. My mummy just msged me to remind me that their picking me up and she decided to end off by saying "hehehe....". Ew.
RUGBY YESTERDAY AND WE LOST. I am really so upset since i've nv been to a rugby match and I was super excited the whole day. I was so excited even the heat was pretty bearable. WELL but i think we still did well just tt ACSI is pretty strong (anyhow say since i don't even know how the game goes.) so 2nd is as good as it gets!=) ahem.luminous.ahem.shoes.
Walked over from the padang to esplanade after the match cuz i had to catch VJC's choir concert and they are solid. Except for the fact that this whole row of stupid boys were sitting next to gabby and talking incessently from start till end. Come in late somemore wth. They were the bunch with the worse concert etiquette i've ever seen in my life it was just obnoxious. Miss the old choir days. No one understands my pain=( A lot of people are leaving Lydia's restaurant now. Keep hearing pop sounds. HAHA.
one hour more to go.....
1:09 AM
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
i realised that i always dunno what to put as the title of my post so from now on if i'm listening to the radio i'll just put some lyric from the song currently playing.okayy so let's start talking about my day..
today sucked.i'm flu-ized(no thanks to leonard),had to pay $6 for medical,the weather is hot,my thousand year old phone is really really spoilt and my mum doesn't love me. Let me elaborate. Just like 2 days ago i thought my phone was spoilt so my godpa brought a new phone and a spare batt for the old phone so i put in the spare batt and hey hey presto!it worked!for a day, that is. Then the batt just totally ran out really fast and then it died. Okay and today i caught the flu so i didn't go to school, went to the doctor and paid 36 bucks and my mum was pissed cuz i didn't go to school for the test and she had to pay for my medical. But i only told her it was 30 okayy! But still. She got angry. Mums just have to stop getting angry when their kids fall sick seriously. I did not ask for the flu bug to transmit and like attach itself to me what. Like "Mr Virus, could you kindly like enter my weakly immuned body and make me flu-y?Cuz like i want my mum to scold me to prove my point that she doesnt love me." GOD.seriously. She has even forbidden me from using her room toilet to shit okay! WHAT THE! cuz it's too "smelly"..then "everyone has to smell your shit after you". uhuh. Because i like shitting smelly shit.
I STILL LOVE HER THOUGH=) but i was quite hurt. over the ban.
ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS..i got to skip math test which was pretty stupid i heard and i've got a new phone! It wouldn't exactly fall under my ideal phone but whatever right i'm not really particular about phones la anyone will know that..And i guess it's slim so it's good but to "make up" for the slimness it's longer than average. It's called E51. Okay that's about all i know about it. Oh and i'm super amazed at how at the top corner it says "pasir ris st 52". ahh technology. OKAY I SUA CANNOT AH.
(slimmer than my fat finger even)
footnote: someone go to the revamped downtown east with me PLEASE. i'm just so eager to see it.
8:20 AM
Saturday, May 3, 2008
This was originally supposed to be a happy post to welcome my new old blog but i guess not since my stupid cb of a phone decides to just totally screw up and die.
I'm so mad i could kill right now just that there's no living thing in sight in my room to kill. Even the stupid ants that crawl around seem to be able to sense this murderous air cuz not ONE is crawling around.
why WHY WHYYYYY.everything was working fine.I gave it sufficient energy.I gave it a nice place to rest at night (it's always under my bed.got pillow somemore.cb.).I gave it nice keychains(last time till they all started falling out.).FINE.maybe it was time to go.Everything has to die one day.It's a living thing after all i'm sure. BUT I WAS JUST STARTING TO THINK THAT OLD PHONES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN NEW FREAKING ONES CUZ THEY LAST LONGER.ah irony.we meet again.
damnit.i'm gonna try another charger which was supposedly spoilt previously but maybe a miracle will happen.There's no other way out since digging the charging hole with my old tk name tag doesn't work. My god i have 2 spare prolly not working chargers. Haha. I'm so full of crap. Testing first one now.....and.....nope. Blank screen. Now for the second and my last glimmer of hope.......YES!as predicted, it doesn't work either. Of course right what could I have been possibly thinking. There was a reason why these 2 shitass chargers were in my drawer because ALL SPOILT STUFF JUST BELONG THERE. sheesh. It just gave me that..hope.
WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAFTA HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. LIKE ME FOR INSTANCE. god damn it!
9:09 AM
I'm so mad i could kill right now just that there's no living thing in sight in my room to kill. Even the stupid ants that crawl around seem to be able to sense this murderous air cuz not ONE is crawling around.
why WHY WHYYYYY.everything was working fine.I gave it sufficient energy.I gave it a nice place to rest at night (it's always under my bed.got pillow somemore.cb.).I gave it nice keychains(last time till they all started falling out.).FINE.maybe it was time to go.Everything has to die one day.It's a living thing after all i'm sure. BUT I WAS JUST STARTING TO THINK THAT OLD PHONES ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN NEW FREAKING ONES CUZ THEY LAST LONGER.ah irony.we meet again.
damnit.i'm gonna try another charger which was supposedly spoilt previously but maybe a miracle will happen.There's no other way out since digging the charging hole with my old tk name tag doesn't work. My god i have 2 spare prolly not working chargers. Haha. I'm so full of crap. Testing first one now.....and.....nope. Blank screen. Now for the second and my last glimmer of hope.......YES!as predicted, it doesn't work either. Of course right what could I have been possibly thinking. There was a reason why these 2 shitass chargers were in my drawer because ALL SPOILT STUFF JUST BELONG THERE. sheesh. It just gave me that..hope.
WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAFTA HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. LIKE ME FOR INSTANCE. god damn it!
9:09 AM
