Today, I'm gonna blog about shit.
Yes, literally.
I drew my inspiration from Angela who happily told us today (while we were eating Carl's junior) that while in Japan, it took her alot of time and energy for her shit to come out because it was cold. She described it as a ferris wheel - similarity being that 1) her shit was coming out at a really slow pace 2) one capsule by one capsule.
It's gross but quite funny. So when i had to shit just now, I observed that it was easy at first and then quite hard to excrete later. If i had to allude it to a theme park ride, it would be the one that does the vertical drop up and down a few times (or "selero shots" in genting). 1) It gets smaller and smaller by the shit (just like the drops) 2) the feeling also subsides with each literal drop.
HAHA THIS IS GROSS BUT VERY FUNNY I WILL CONTINUE.
I think most ppl would belong to the vertical drop ride category. Other rides i can think of would be the tea cup. That would most probably be diarrhoea.
The kind where it takes really long for one big shit to fall out and make a splash could actually be the log ride type.
I think i can totally design a quiz, "what type of theme park ride is your shit?"
shit aside, I would like to apologize to the passerby who "shhh" us when we were picnicking on the roof of vivo for no reason. Yes, to the dude who looked like an uncle with uncle specs and uncle dressing who was acting like an ah beng who dared to shhh a bunch of teenagers (plus a couple of lian looking ones which btw does not include me). I'm sry that i said "knn bu cb" to you when you cursed our fathers or something like that. I'm a little embarrassed that that came out of my mouth. I'm sorry. Instead i should have said "before you get a life, you'd probably wanna consider getting a face."
Clearly my resolution on not judging passerbys is not working out well. I just judged some ah lian guy this afternoon who was wearing a high waisted skirt below her hips. Told Lydia i didn't like the way she walked (like the classic ah beng kind. plus she was wearing a skirt. very ugly of her.) . Instead of stopping, Lydia told me her bf was ugly. haha. confession timmeee......
HAPPY 18TH HOGGI BEAR.
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