Monday, September 29, 2008
I've been taking small steps at studying lately. So small that i feel like i haven't progressed and it's pretty depressing.
Well enough of the depressing stuff! Went shopping that day and bought (as i happily mentioned in previous post) a pair of sandals, a pencil skirt and a pair of stretchy black pants which i'm sharing with my mother (only because it is stretchable.or else...) and i bought a dress from dawn online! Will probably collect it tmr. CANNOT WAIT. And i super want this dress on nellyjoy but although i'm alr 18 i don't have a card so how am i supposed to pay for it? Apparently Lydia will help me but she might ask her friend who has IB so it's easier. Wow. All that trouble just to get me a 30 dollar dress. But it'll be the first time i'm ordering something on the net and receiving it through mail! Exciting stuff! Well i don't actually blame my mum for not giving me a card because i know very well what will happen to it. It would just become a card at the end of the day. Just a plastic-ky thing with no value to it.
I HAD A DREAM. A wonderfully indescribable dream!! Dreamt mummy had a rich/influential guy friend who had a pool (a nice blue with steam rising up from it!) and so she asked whether we could go in and take a dip (and i was like yes YES PLEASEYESYES! in my head. technically speaking it was in my head cuz i was dreaming.okayy in my head within the head.) AND HE SAID OKAY! so i took off my shirt and there i was wearing a red swimming costume.SWIMMING COSTUME. The thing that does not in ANYWAY flatter any part of my body. ew. but i managed to pull it off in the dream. Don't ask me what my mother was wearing because i don't really wanna recall also. If you get what i mean. So anyway can't really rmb much after that just that we got up and went to like one of his chalet houses to wash up and BAM! i was friends with the JONAS BROTHERS.OMGOMGOMGOMG. Can't rmb much except that i was closest to Nick Jonas because he was the nicest brother. Wasn't Joe but i guess Nick is fine...
So then the doorbell rang! Mum went to open the door and it was none other then ZAC FREAKING EFRON! OMGOMGOMGOMG O.M.GGG!!(notice there are more "omg"s here than jonas brothers. wonder what that implies...) And i was stupidly STUPIDLY hiding behind a wall/pillar half out of view and like spying on him.
Mum: "yes?"
Zac (like my friend hor call him "zac") : "Um. Well..well....wellll..weeelllll..."
NO HE WASN'T RETARDED. He was struck by my mother's beauty who was in turn not so star struck by him. (refer on top to her calm reaction where her first word is "yes?". My first word would have been "BREATHE." Of course not out loud.)
I couldn't believe it. She was stealing my one and only true love away from me! I was furious! So i went to confide in my best friends, the Jonas Brothers, who kindly pacified me and told me that it was okay. Things started to move pretty fast and i texted Zac to tell him how displeased i was etc etc.)
Then the phone rang. I just KNEW that it was Zac. I just KNEW that i would see "private number" on the screen on my nokia E51. Because it would be my Zac pleading to tell me that he's sorry and loves me only and to not leave him.
But guess what. My E51 was REALLY RINGING. I woke up and in place of "private number", there was a name - "rachelwong calling". Oh plus many other expletives that followed the name rachelwong after i realised i had been dreaming. Sorry rach but you ruined my one chance of Zac telling me that he loves me. Now i would never know how much he cares. boohoo poor me.
Just took this test thing that i got from Ger's blog because i was bored and here are the results!
TADAH!see cousins..i am a NON-NERD. only slightly dorky. slightly is only a little little bit. like this much => . As in the size of the fullstop.very very very tiny..okay bye.
10:30 PM
Well enough of the depressing stuff! Went shopping that day and bought (as i happily mentioned in previous post) a pair of sandals, a pencil skirt and a pair of stretchy black pants which i'm sharing with my mother (only because it is stretchable.or else...) and i bought a dress from dawn online! Will probably collect it tmr. CANNOT WAIT. And i super want this dress on nellyjoy but although i'm alr 18 i don't have a card so how am i supposed to pay for it? Apparently Lydia will help me but she might ask her friend who has IB so it's easier. Wow. All that trouble just to get me a 30 dollar dress. But it'll be the first time i'm ordering something on the net and receiving it through mail! Exciting stuff! Well i don't actually blame my mum for not giving me a card because i know very well what will happen to it. It would just become a card at the end of the day. Just a plastic-ky thing with no value to it.
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Pencil skirt!(which i have already worn.)
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Sandals! (Which is still new and i'll either wear it tmr or sunday.)
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Pants! (which is of flabby material thus very comfy and cooling and non restricting! Looks very cui here but wear alr quite nice.)
I HAD A DREAM. A wonderfully indescribable dream!! Dreamt mummy had a rich/influential guy friend who had a pool (a nice blue with steam rising up from it!) and so she asked whether we could go in and take a dip (and i was like yes YES PLEASEYESYES! in my head. technically speaking it was in my head cuz i was dreaming.okayy in my head within the head.) AND HE SAID OKAY! so i took off my shirt and there i was wearing a red swimming costume.SWIMMING COSTUME. The thing that does not in ANYWAY flatter any part of my body. ew. but i managed to pull it off in the dream. Don't ask me what my mother was wearing because i don't really wanna recall also. If you get what i mean. So anyway can't really rmb much after that just that we got up and went to like one of his chalet houses to wash up and BAM! i was friends with the JONAS BROTHERS.OMGOMGOMGOMG. Can't rmb much except that i was closest to Nick Jonas because he was the nicest brother. Wasn't Joe but i guess Nick is fine...
So then the doorbell rang! Mum went to open the door and it was none other then ZAC FREAKING EFRON! OMGOMGOMGOMG O.M.GGG!!(notice there are more "omg"s here than jonas brothers. wonder what that implies...) And i was stupidly STUPIDLY hiding behind a wall/pillar half out of view and like spying on him.
Mum: "yes?"
Zac (like my friend hor call him "zac") : "Um. Well..well....wellll..weeelllll..."
NO HE WASN'T RETARDED. He was struck by my mother's beauty who was in turn not so star struck by him. (refer on top to her calm reaction where her first word is "yes?". My first word would have been "BREATHE." Of course not out loud.)
I couldn't believe it. She was stealing my one and only true love away from me! I was furious! So i went to confide in my best friends, the Jonas Brothers, who kindly pacified me and told me that it was okay. Things started to move pretty fast and i texted Zac to tell him how displeased i was etc etc.)
Then the phone rang. I just KNEW that it was Zac. I just KNEW that i would see "private number" on the screen on my nokia E51. Because it would be my Zac pleading to tell me that he's sorry and loves me only and to not leave him.
But guess what. My E51 was REALLY RINGING. I woke up and in place of "private number", there was a name - "rachelwong calling". Oh plus many other expletives that followed the name rachelwong after i realised i had been dreaming. Sorry rach but you ruined my one chance of Zac telling me that he loves me. Now i would never know how much he cares. boohoo poor me.
Just took this test thing that i got from Ger's blog because i was bored and here are the results!
TADAH!see cousins..i am a NON-NERD. only slightly dorky. slightly is only a little little bit. like this much => . As in the size of the fullstop.very very very tiny..okay bye.
10:30 PM
Sunday, September 21, 2008
left my house this morning with my dad holding the yellow ribbon that he bought last wk in support for the ex offenders. He then asked me, "Where's your yellow rabbit?" and i kinda just ignored him cuz i was rushing out. So he asked claire "Where's your yellow rabbit?" and claire pointed to the hamster because dad usually calls the hamster, rabbit. And then he realised he was wrong and corrected himself. "oh.um you're yellow ribbon you not wearing ah?" HAHAHAH DAAD.
and he farted very loudly today while ke ming was tuitioning me and mother told him something about how my fart is the killer type.got sound got smell one. VERY EMBARRASSING MUMMY.
very happy today bought new skirt,pants and sandals from mphosis which ihave wanted all my life which was previously out of stock after being on display for 1 day and miraculously appeared agn today! but guess what they didn't have size! so the nice lady at mphosis called marina square up and they have so their gonna send it over to the tm branch. thank you nice lady at mphosis!
Went to mother's boss's children's birthday party ytd. They are very rich so the boss hired a magcian who can do magic and balloon sculpturing and ventriliqustering thing (the puppet thing which i dunno how to spell) and he was pretty gd!heard it's 500 bucks for one half hours.hmm.well but i was entertained. So naturally her kids got really nice cakes too like the girl got a barbie one and the boy who's 1 so he won't even rmb any of this got a nemo one. OKAY I SO HAVE PHOTOS BUT STUPID LAPPY IS NOT READING MY MEMORY CARD.ggrrrr...whatever so i can't believe i went for the party anw cuz it's like some kids party and as if i got no A levels to prep for. Well at least i ate some free food and got some free balloons (helium actually.i sucked out the helium but realised that my voice cannot go minnie mouseish high cuz it's naturally low.only managed to go like donald duck high. gee that's not very high is it.)
mamamia tmr please please please please oh man oh man oh man!
7:24 AM
and he farted very loudly today while ke ming was tuitioning me and mother told him something about how my fart is the killer type.got sound got smell one. VERY EMBARRASSING MUMMY.
very happy today bought new skirt,pants and sandals from mphosis which ihave wanted all my life which was previously out of stock after being on display for 1 day and miraculously appeared agn today! but guess what they didn't have size! so the nice lady at mphosis called marina square up and they have so their gonna send it over to the tm branch. thank you nice lady at mphosis!
Went to mother's boss's children's birthday party ytd. They are very rich so the boss hired a magcian who can do magic and balloon sculpturing and ventriliqustering thing (the puppet thing which i dunno how to spell) and he was pretty gd!heard it's 500 bucks for one half hours.hmm.well but i was entertained. So naturally her kids got really nice cakes too like the girl got a barbie one and the boy who's 1 so he won't even rmb any of this got a nemo one. OKAY I SO HAVE PHOTOS BUT STUPID LAPPY IS NOT READING MY MEMORY CARD.ggrrrr...whatever so i can't believe i went for the party anw cuz it's like some kids party and as if i got no A levels to prep for. Well at least i ate some free food and got some free balloons (helium actually.i sucked out the helium but realised that my voice cannot go minnie mouseish high cuz it's naturally low.only managed to go like donald duck high. gee that's not very high is it.)
mamamia tmr please please please please oh man oh man oh man!
7:24 AM
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Thought i would spend today pathetically at home moping around but Marc decided that we should go to Kbox so we did! (me, carolyn and marc) and we had fun! This is the cheapest i've ever paid for Kbox EVER. Bout 14.50 nett but if you're not a student then sorry! Oh and you have to be a member too. Marc signed up. Actually i also want leh Marc! But shall save the "signing up" for when i go with another group of friends with no membership.
Marc you will be pleased to know that you are the first guy to completely and successful sing shan hu hai with me (conan tried and failed.) so congrats. haha we must ask more people to come next time!
Bak chor mee after that at 511 which really sucked. Today was the first time that i tried 511 bcm and it's really REALLY horrible. tasteless like anything. My slightly sore and uncomfortable throat didn't help. (neither did the nuggets and fries and mushroom balls at kbox) Godpa used my drinks straw to suck out the marrow out of the freaking disgusting, smelly tulang. For those who don't know it's some like sheep marrow thing cooked in reddish sauce that looks like coagulated blood.
So i heard on the radio on the way to 511 that "the more people think, the fatter they get." No wonder bimbos so skinny.
no wonder i so fat. (so that you all cannot say "no wonder you so skinny" because either way i will be happy=) )
Oh reg that day i told my mum that your mum called ben and jerry's tom and jerry's but i couldn't rmb what your mum said about it so i made something up. Conversation at Giant with my mum was roughly like this:
Fat Me: "Mum you know that day ah aunty gek poh told reg 'The fridge got a lot of ice cream. You better eat the tom and jerry's ah!"
Mum: "Huh but why? What's wrong with the ice cream why must eat so urgently?"
Fat Me: "mum. that's not the point. the point is she called ben and jerry's, tom and jerry's."
Mum: "Yar but why what's wrong with the ice cream?"
that's why they sistas yo. (pun not intended)
gedit?yo.yeo.argh whatever need to pee bladder is iuwa;ur hwufh-ting.
8:11 AM
Marc you will be pleased to know that you are the first guy to completely and successful sing shan hu hai with me (conan tried and failed.) so congrats. haha we must ask more people to come next time!
Bak chor mee after that at 511 which really sucked. Today was the first time that i tried 511 bcm and it's really REALLY horrible. tasteless like anything. My slightly sore and uncomfortable throat didn't help. (neither did the nuggets and fries and mushroom balls at kbox) Godpa used my drinks straw to suck out the marrow out of the freaking disgusting, smelly
So i heard on the radio on the way to 511 that "the more people think, the fatter they get." No wonder bimbos so skinny.
no wonder i so fat. (so that you all cannot say "no wonder you so skinny" because either way i will be happy=) )
Oh reg that day i told my mum that your mum called ben and jerry's tom and jerry's but i couldn't rmb what your mum said about it so i made something up. Conversation at Giant with my mum was roughly like this:
Fat Me: "Mum you know that day ah aunty gek poh told reg 'The fridge got a lot of ice cream. You better eat the tom and jerry's ah!"
Mum: "Huh but why? What's wrong with the ice cream why must eat so urgently?"
Fat Me: "mum. that's not the point. the point is she called ben and jerry's, tom and jerry's."
Mum: "Yar but why what's wrong with the ice cream?"
that's why they sistas yo. (pun not intended)
gedit?yo.yeo.argh whatever need to pee bladder is iuwa;ur hwufh-ting.
8:11 AM
Thursday, September 4, 2008
just came out of the longest shit i ever shat since i was zero.
A WHOLE half AN HOUR!!
crazy shit. literally.
i'm bored studying.it's boring.i'm bored.can't get back to it esp lit it KILLS my braincells. Takes more braincells to process something than to like shit for half an hour.
realise that i have almost absolutely nothing to blog about because i have been at home attempting to study which doesn't quite work cuz i wake up at about 12 everyday, have breakfast, watch tv (which is a major distraction - the programs run one after another), eat lunch, laze around, finally decide to do work (3 plus till 7) then eat dinner, then tv till like 10-11 then see my mood whether i feel like hitting the books agn. oh my. i wonder if 4 hrs is enough. =(
speaking of tv, i watched "The moment of truth" today which is a really awesome reality game show where the contestant sits on a chair and tells the truth!! Then apparently i think before the show they must like give some info about themselves and answer questions with a lie detector or something. So during the show, questions will be asked based on what the producer sort of knows about the contestant then the contestant must answer true or false then if it's true they win money.simple as that!
but not so simple. Today's blonde contestant had the jia-latest questions i can ever think of okayy. Her husband is so divorcing her. Faster than you can say "true!" Some of the questions are like
"Were you in love with anyone on the day of your wedding" (Yes, true.)
"Had you had sexual relations with other men after your marriage" (yes,true.)
Then the ultimate was when her ex bf came up (same name as husband somemore) and asked whether "You think that you should be married to me instead." (yes, true.)
How is losing a relationship worth the money! It's crazy. You should have seen the poor husband's agonized face okayy.
poor husband.
even the host was damn pissed with her and boy was he NOT making any effort to hide it.
omg i really have nothing to blog about alr. All hail the newly crowned no life girl.
7:58 AM
A WHOLE half AN HOUR!!
crazy shit. literally.
i'm bored studying.it's boring.i'm bored.can't get back to it esp lit it KILLS my braincells. Takes more braincells to process something than to like shit for half an hour.
realise that i have almost absolutely nothing to blog about because i have been at home attempting to study which doesn't quite work cuz i wake up at about 12 everyday, have breakfast, watch tv (which is a major distraction - the programs run one after another), eat lunch, laze around, finally decide to do work (3 plus till 7) then eat dinner, then tv till like 10-11 then see my mood whether i feel like hitting the books agn. oh my. i wonder if 4 hrs is enough. =(
speaking of tv, i watched "The moment of truth" today which is a really awesome reality game show where the contestant sits on a chair and tells the truth!! Then apparently i think before the show they must like give some info about themselves and answer questions with a lie detector or something. So during the show, questions will be asked based on what the producer sort of knows about the contestant then the contestant must answer true or false then if it's true they win money.simple as that!
but not so simple. Today's blonde contestant had the jia-latest questions i can ever think of okayy. Her husband is so divorcing her. Faster than you can say "true!" Some of the questions are like
"Were you in love with anyone on the day of your wedding" (Yes, true.)
"Had you had sexual relations with other men after your marriage" (yes,true.)
Then the ultimate was when her ex bf came up (same name as husband somemore) and asked whether "You think that you should be married to me instead." (yes, true.)
How is losing a relationship worth the money! It's crazy. You should have seen the poor husband's agonized face okayy.
poor husband.
even the host was damn pissed with her and boy was he NOT making any effort to hide it.
omg i really have nothing to blog about alr. All hail the newly crowned no life girl.
7:58 AM
