firstly i'd like to congratulate myself on blogging like twice the entries as compared to my previous blog! Which officially makes this the most posts in one blog ever!!! woohooohyeah.
UHUH so today is the unluckiest day is recent days. (aren't you glad it isn't another disgusting eposide-filled embarrassing day?) I don't really understand why cuz I was wearing a red belt, new red wedges which screamed murder and i even have red toenails! Hate chinese. Everything they say about red bringing gd luck is apparently not true.
So i happily left my house ready to show the world my new height with my new shoes ( i was actually freakishly tall it was quite scary. Like stilt woman.) but i was as usual gng to be late for mass (as in not late ah but not enough time to take bus. take cab just on time. i say this cuz i know godma alice will see this then later she scold me.) ANW, i was happily flagging for a cab but none was coming so i decided to cross the road and flag from the opp side since both sides also can go. However this opp side was so not shady as compared to the other side okayy. It was blazing hot and still, there were no cabs. I was super fed up so i decided to increase my chances by standing at the partition so i can grab a cab from either sides..but when i was looking at one side, an empty cab would come cruising along on the opp side WHICH I WON'T NOTICE UNTIL IT PASSES BY. cheeeeeetot. AND IT KEPT HAPPENING! And when i finally caught a cab and tried to flag it down, the motherfucka would just like blatantly ignore me!
Either 1) I just looked too freakishly tall like some freak show and they purposely don't wanna pick me up cuz they scared i make a hole in their stupid blue/yellow/light green roof. MY HEAD LOOK SO SHARP MEH.
2) Simple. They don't stop at traffic lights which is the partition that i was standing at.
I really hope it's 2.
OKAYY SO IT WAS GETTING REALLY HOT AND MY ARMPITS WERE LIKE SWIMMING IN MY SWEAT so i decided, hell, just cross back to the shady side la. And i DID. I stood on the grass there and tried to flag and then felt as if i had a fly on my leg buzzing around like a buzzing fly. I tried to shoo it but it wouldn't go away. YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ IT WASN'T A FLY! It had no freaking buzzing wings cuz it was AN ANT. MANNNYYY DOZENS OF RED ANTS CRAWLING UP MY LLLLEEGGGGGGGSSSSS. cheebye you should have seen my face. I was so afraid that they would bite but at least they didn't. If not i would have farted in the hole of their nest which would diffuse all the way to the mother fucking queen ant who would be prolly laying red ant babies and would corrode at the scent of my fart. Then all the arts will be so sad that their queen ant died and would cry and flood the nest and then ALL DROWN AND DIE.hahahahahahah!!!or they would just attack me more.
So anyway i bravely swatted and kutti-ed all the ants off my legs and very angrily squashed a few of the fat juicy things with my HEELS. Told you they screamed murder. literally.
Needless to say i regreted my actions later. I had red ant residue on the base of my shoe. ew.
I then decided that i had enough and would go for the later mass instead so i walked over to the bus stop to take a bus. By that time i was alr all angry (understatement) and sweaty (also understatement) so you wouldn't think that the bus would also be mean to me and not come right? BUT OOOHHHH IT DID. 2 busses somemore i cn take. NONE CAME. I was dead pissed alr la so i walked home to freshen up cuz i felt so sticky and HOT. Then walked back to the bus stop and waited for another..um.. ETERNITY for the bus, hopped on and went to church.
I swear Ke Ming is ferrying me everywhere after he gets his car. And i mean eveyrwhere. Even though he lives in Woodlands. It can be done ppl.
It just struck me. I wasn't wearing red underwear. NO WONDER LA! incomplete set. CHEH!
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