WILD WILD WET TODAY WITH FAMILY!
The initial plan was just like my family but then i decided to ask cousins along also or else it might have been abit boring. And yes they came! So it was family, Row, Ange and Shawn.
Summary: i guess we had fun but the water is saltier than before and i don't really wanna know why. Although we have come to the conclusion that it could possibly be cuz of tau yew. I kinda washed my tau yew hands (from the chicken rice stall) into the water cuz well it was easier than walking to the toilet. Also discovered that i have incredibly racist cousins and i'm appalled.
Nothing interesting..no cuties la just this cute little boy that i sorta wanted to kidnap who kinda swam away when i said hi. Sometimes i possess too much charm i dunno what to do with it.
Oh. Also discovered how children-nists me and row are..quite disgusting la but the world is unfair right...so here goes the story....
A cute little boy boy is waiting at the side of the slide (yes we were at the children's slide there so what.can slide better than the big one lor the big one always get stuck.) while we're standing in front of it so we're like "oh you go first nvm nvm". Then after the cute cute we wanna slide alr right..then this like fat obnoxious (it was his disposition i tell you) boy comes and "excuse me" then slide then me and row are like "not shy.".
okayy la maybe it's just cuz he was ruder than the cute boy boy.
back to the "stuck on slide" story..i was TOTALLY stuck on the yellow slidey thing. Like my entire journey down i was using my legs to propel myself okay. I sit also cannot move. Lie down with my hands across my chest like on the instruction board ALSO CANNOT. So like just using my legs to move like super tiring..it cramped by the time i got to the bottom. The good part is that people are not allowed to go until the person before has reached the bottom so no one could have kicked my back to push me forth. Then again it's pretty bad cuz the lifeguard monitoring from the top has like full view of you struggling like an idiot who's too heavy/not slippery enough/not a-line body like dolphin to go with the damn not working and gu niang flow. I mean the rush of water is really not powerful la..if it's meant for kids okayy la cuz i swear shawn went down faster than i say "shawn went down" but it's for adults!Like the kids have their own slides alr! And the adults like me are pretty meaty you know..with weird bulges here and there all. The worse part was that i was smiling and laughing like an IDIOT to myself on the way down cuz it was just so amusing that it's a SLIDE but i just couldn't SLIDE down like i was meant to. Then she sure can see lor the lifegaurd. Sure laugh lor. I would if i were her and then like walkie talkie the lifegaurd below to prepare a banner which reads loser and gather some people at the bottom and wave it around when i reach the bottom. Add some confetti as well. Trust me. Enough time to prepare everything lor before i reach the pool. Can even hand sew my name below "loser".
okayy i'm tired, burnt and tired..will prolly hibernate till 2 tml where once i wake up i will start studying like mad like how hibernating animals wake up and collect nuts or whatever post-hibernating things they busily collect after that. Eh actually that happends before hibernation leh.
aiya tired la goodnight.
11:29 AM
