okayy right now row reg and I are having this like msn conference thingy and we're trying to come up with yo momma jokes which are relative funny. Examples of which:
Me - 1."Your momma's so ugly that when she wanted to take a photo even the auto face detector couldn't detect her face and displayed "please show face instead of butt" (eh my own joke leh!i come up myself one!)
Row - 2."Your momma's so fat that when the aliens landed on her, they went . " OH ITS ANOTHER PLANET !! "
then came the relatively unfunier ones. More specifically the ones from REG.
Reg - 1. "your momma's so fat that when everytime she wants to wear something, her clothes'll tear, so she can't go out"
eerrrr...and...
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
your momma's so fat that when she takes a picture with a 100 people, the camera man only sees her
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
LOL -.-
*llgoddessll__ <3 [excuse me, you forgot to switch your feelings on.] says:
but you can't take with 100 ppl
[c=1]REGINA[/c] [c=4]♥[/c] says:
fine , 10 people then
AND THIS IS WHY REG IS ALWAYS ON THE WRONG CHANNEL.
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part 2:
i would like to complain about my dinner today which also totally brings out the cuteness of my baby. So we went to try out this place called 18 chefs at Eastpoint which is mainly run by ex offenders and were apparently trained by Jamie Oliver! And for that the food is not like really overpriced..i guess..since they have this student meal thingy which is 5.90 consisting of your main course (baked rice or pasta- your choice of sauce and ingredient), ice lemon tea and an ice cream.
HOWEVER, you have to order it yourself. Somewhat like cartel where you fill your orders up on a form but this is a tad bit more complicating. Okay so for you ingredients you can only choose like chicken sausage or mushroom (cuz cheapest ingredient ma) but you can like pay extra to "upgrade" your ingredient to minced beef or whatever and you can also top up ingredients so you can have more than one ingredient in your dish ALL AT AN EXTRA COST.
So Matthias happily fills up the form for himself and thinks he's doing a favour by filling in for me as well (thanks alot.) and puts down the letters BJ, "B" standing for my first ingredient and "J" standing for the additional. And we laugh and joke about how i like BJ (i dont ah pls ah.ben and jerry's yes.whatever else your thinking no unless it tastes like ice cream with chocolate fudge chunks and caramel swirls in it.) but when my food comes it looks as WRONG AS EVER.
apparently "B" stood for chicken SLICES, not chicken SAUSAGES which means that i alr hafta pay 8.90 for my set and my additional ingredient is guess what. MUSHROOM. so another additional 1.50. Walao. Somemore i didn't want chicken slices lor. And even if i did can put mushroom as the basic ingredient then still pay 5.90 and only an extra like what 2 plus for chicken slices. cheater leh. somemore the cashier ppl never check to see make sense anot. only like BJ BJ BJ.
world's most hated letters.
if your name is like boo boo or joo joo, i officially hate you.
goodnight world.
8:53 AM
