mama is in hospital..HAIZ..faster come back mama!!
i was a complete JOKE this evening after visiting mama.
some of us went to the kopitiam at simei mrt there to have dinner though i'd already had mine. So i was outside making a call since there wasn't much reception inside. Or as a matter of fact ANY reception at all. Anyways this call was to
M1 cuz today is the day where i can call them to tell them which 3 numbers i can have free outgoing calls to!
So i called 1626 and went through like a million and one hours of machine voicey people thingy and finally i got thru to this woman. I started to explain why i was calling but she seemed really confused about wth i was talking about. Finally she asked rather politely
" excuse me miss but are you a singtel, m1 or starhub user?". At this point i still didn't think anything was wrong except for that i didn't know all the phone companies came under like one big company. Like some sort of umbrella. So i proudly said "
M1.". and she (amused) replied
"sorry miss but this is the singtel hotline!what you dialled is 1626 (chuckles). M1 is actually 1627 so you hafta dial 1627." i can be such an idiot sometimes. i suspect my brain is really made of cotton candy. make that a pink one.
speaking of
PINK. i have decided that when i die, my coffin has to be pink. Be it spray painted or whatever i do not care. However pink with a shiny surface would be nice. Like glossy pink. Not so much matte.
Anyways, this lead to a rather retarded conversation held by me and matt later on. It went something like -
Me: When i die i want a
pink coffin. I don't care. I insist.
Matt: Siao ah. Who do you think you are? Even the Pope had a brown coffin.
Me: (very puzzled.) So?
Matt: As in even though the Pope is such a big shot his coffin is still brown like normal people.
Me: Aiyyyaa....(of course seeing there was nothing to argue with this, "aiya" was the best thing i could come up with.)
Matt: If you had a pink coffin, you would be the first person to ever have one.
Me: Eh then i'll be in the guiness world record! I'll be famous! Even though i'd already be dead la.(Cue: where i start building sandcastles in the sky.)
Matt: Anyway where will have pink coffin for you?
Me: It has to be pink i don't care. They can even put me in a pink cardboard box(i just realised i don't think they have that either) as long as it's pink.
Matt: Siao. You think you will want to be put in a box meh? Anyway i don't think when you're about to die you'll care whether your coffin is pink anot.
Me: Who says so!
Matt: Then what. Your last wish ah? At your deathbed you say "deearrr...i..i have something important to tell you...iii...iii
(love you) wantmycoffintobepink. *dies*.
so drama. haha.=/
shall stop all this childish daydreaming.
i think i want pink linings inside. satin definately.
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